I have noticed something recently, as I've been walking around campus. There are these shirts going around - not the "Vote For Pedro" shirts, different shirts. They're monocolor, and they have, written across the chest, the words "I'M A KEEPER".
UGH. You heard me, just...UGH. I don't even really need to say anything, do I?
My favorite part, though, is ithe fact that every guy that I've seen wearing one of these shirts? NOT a keeper at all. I think, by definition, anyone wearing a shirt like that, not only are they not a keeper? THEY'RE AN ASSBAG.
(I'm watching 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' right now, and there's a guy sitting in the audience wearing a t-shirt that says, "PEDRO LACKS POLITICAL EXPERIENCE". It was just on TV, some dumbass in the audience. Why are stupid people allowed to live?)
Is this Pedro a real person or an American Eagle person?
ReplyDeleteIt weirds me out a little in a shameful Victorian way when I see horribly unattractive people in sexually assertive clothes. Because on the one hand, hell, good for them, I hope it works out. On the other hand, ASSBAG.
'Pedro' is a character from the fairly humerous yet extremely overhyped film, Napoleon Dynamite. In the film, Pedro runs for student council president. Thus, "VOTE FOR PEDRO" t-shirts (and now, apparently, t-shirts refuting that stance).
ReplyDeleteI think the "I'M A KEEPER" shirts offend me especially because...well, all modesty in place, I am a keeper, but I don't feel the need to be a dick and wear a t-shirt that tells everyone. I'm not an assbag like that.
(I think, in general, if they're wearing one of those shirts? It won't work out. If it does work out....well then I don't know what.)