An Honest Question

Does anyone honestly give a crap about David Blaine? Did anyone ever?

This isn't a link to a funny article or anything. I just really want to know.

Man Who Farts at Police Charged with Assault

No, really. He passed gas and then waved it at them.

I wonder what would've happened if he had sharted at them by accident.

Clooney could've handled this.

All I'm saying is, I bet his pet pig never held him hostage.

On a side note, is it just me, or was Arnold the smartest character on Green Acres? I'm surprised he never held Ava Gabor and Eddie Albert hostage.

Thanks to Jennie for reminding me last night while we were watching Out of Sight that George Clooney once owned a pig for a pet.

This makes total sense to me.

You're hanging out in a motel, you're shooting up heroin, and you think you accidentally inject air into your veins.

Of course the logical thing to do is to run to Denny's and try to cut your own arm off.

Also, I'm glad they closed the Denny's to clean up. That much blood on the counter would definitely ruin my enjoyment of a delicious Moons Over My Hammy.