When I was growing up, I had three dreams. In no particular order, they were:
1. Become an astronaut
2. Meet the President of the United States
3. Win an eBay auction and drive aimlessly around the country in a school bus with a total lunatic
Over the years, as I grew older and wiser, I gave up on those dreams. Short of a miracle or an act of God, they just seemed impossible. I never thought I would ever have the opportunity to fulfill any of them.
Ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you today that I was wrong.
The dream lives.
(I wonder where he got his tin-foil hat.)
I'm almost afraid to ask this, but did you have a particular a) President or b) lunatic in mind at the time, or was it more on principle?
ReplyDeleteThe President was Richard Nixon, he's the bestest.
ReplyDeleteThe lunatic was more of a principle thing. Are you volunteering?